Daniel Daniel Daniel…
Dear Daniel,
Now look what’s happened: you’ve gone and bought an iPhone!
How am I supposed to appear as ‘the cool guy’ to our fans if you’re going to go and do something like that? Hm?
Don’t worry, I’ve already ordered the breast enlargement accessory for my iPhone off an eBay member called ‘motherjiggle.’ They should be in the country about the same time as your phone. So we’ll call it square. For now.
Fingers crossed Apple don’t make it flat chested again with a software update…
Love Jason.
Sent from my well-endowed iPhone.
September 19th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Here’s a short poem.
motherjiggle made me giggle!
It’ll be so so sexy with some D cups Jason. I’m so glad it’s a ‘touch’ interface….