flop ya mac out

“Yo bitches! Check this out!…”

See this iPhone i’ve got here? Here in my hands dumb ass. It’s been updated with some pretty kewl new features with software update 1.1.1.

Double clicking the home button now takes you straight to Hawaii. Steve and i now to lunch their on Tuesdays. He pays for my tomato Juice.

Also with this latest really great update, you can turn your house lights out!

See?

But a word of caution, do not try to insert the iPhone up your sphincter. It hurts. Okay, lights on.

Ooo! Steve, hey, stop it… Hey, where’d you come from? We’re recording. …He he! That tickles…

Well okay, but hurry up! I gotta take that Zune from outa my ass, i think it’s finished. They don’t make the brown ones anymore and i’m trying to capture that market with my home modified…

Actually, I think… Yep. Ahhhh….. That’d been up there for fourteen days straight.

All clear!

Thank you.

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