flop ya mac out

I had my first encounter with Vista today. Ohmafreakingod.

I’m just scrubbing the stains out of my pants now.

For such an advanced and supposedly intuitive system, I was genuinely surprised at all that clutter!

Yes, I’m talking about poo stains.

It was certainly very pretty. Very pretty. However the way that it asked me if I ‘really wanted to visit the web address’ that I had just typed in really blew my mind.

And Norton Internet Security is just made for Vista. Its 30px high, screen-wide, glossy yellow “EVERYTHING IS FUCKING OK SO DON’T PANIC” notification bar above all my pages is certainly a real comfort.

No wonder the box shows an anal retentive PC user hugging his computer like there’s no tomorrow.

But hey, at least its staying true to the literal meaning of toolbar.

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