Happiness comes in many packages. Mine came in this one (pictured).
Apart from the lady handing me over the package being a fan of Star Gate, it looked like my birthday had come. And it may as well have been my birthday, given the sausage surpise that awaited me behind the gimicky wrapping paper.
Here’s how to make sure your first iPhone experience is one to remember.
You get your box.
Take a shower to wash away the sins of the day from being around Window’s machines.
Wear somethin pretty. Maybe a splash of cologne. You didn’t pay all that money just to fumble around like a bogan. Gotta look sharp.
Manicure fingernails for ultimate touch experience. Don’t want any blood drawn in the heat of the night.
Dim the lights. Put on some sexy keynote action from January 2007, to get you in the mood.
Open the fricken box and stop blogging about it!