flop ya mac out

Christmas. Trees. Tees. Ties. Scouts. Babies. Biographies. Juicy good bits. Spiritual shits. Arse-holes. On the subject of. Achieving. Humans needs. Siri – turn off the light. Siri – turn on my wife. Escort services – tee hee! Semen not accepted.

Contained within this podcast: Discussion on the future of Apple and the legacy of Steve Jobs. Mini-Steve: Scott Forskinstall and his spunky youthful looks. Also, management style. All whilst unboxing an iPhone 4S.

Dan and Jase laugh meanly at the Air’s “competition”. But what happens with your Lion install when your old laptop goes to eBay heaven? And who’s gonna steer the product ship at Apple through all the icebergs? Dan dances all these worries away.

Tech travel tips with Jason. Jokes about New Zealanders! Selling and buying gear. Drool, and how it relates to the new MacBook Airs. Lion. Rarr. Ya face. Balls. And a pig orgasm.

From hookers to doughnuts to cocaine, ‘flop ya mac out’ covers it all. iOS 5 and Lion even get a look in! As does iCloud and some cool future tech. (Which we can look back on and laugh at, come 2041.)

Dress to the sixty-nines and join a Thai-flavoured Dan and Jase as they lament iPhone 5 rumours, rejoice about iPad number 2’s, and peek inside the kimono of the next big cat: Lion.

With the world in turmoil, it’s important to remember what’s important to remember: iPad’s. iPad number twos, to be exact. And the next iPhone. Both of which are scrutinised, dissected, then shoddily reassembled right before your eyes in this – episode hash ninety one.

Dan and Jase have serious talk about hairy nasties found up the skirt of the Mac App store, as well as knobs, honeycomb and sweet, sweet induction.

Recorded at The Bathroom: Discussion about personal focus and mindfulness does not mean this FYMO is void of a good smattering of dick jokes – you get that PLUS Apple talk – delivered into your ears for your (and our) enjoyment.

Dan and Jason ogle the new MacBook Airs. Jason drinks Dan’s water. Dan gets gushy over the Silver Fox. And Gesture issues. Mission Control! So many jokes, so little time. Join us!