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flop ya mac out 97: xmas the spot

Dan — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 20:52:41 +0000

Christmas. Trees. Tees. Ties. Scouts. Babies. Biographies. Juicy good bits. Spiritual shits. Arse-holes. On the subject of. Achieving. Humans needs. Siri – turn off the light. Siri – turn on my wife. Escort services – tee hee! Semen not accepted.

flop ya mac out 96: steve

Dan — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:23:51 +0000

Contained within this podcast: Discussion on the future of Apple and the legacy of Steve Jobs. Mini-Steve: Scott Forskinstall and his spunky youthful looks. Also, management style. All whilst unboxing an iPhone 4S.

flop ya mac out 95: mr squiggle

Dan — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 05:44:36 +0000

Dan and Jase laugh meanly at the Air’s “competition”. But what happens with your Lion install when your old laptop goes to eBay heaven? And who’s gonna steer the product ship at Apple through all the icebergs? Dan dances all these worries away.

flop ya mac out 94: cookin with macs

Dan — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 04:21:08 +0000

Tech travel tips with Jason. Jokes about New Zealanders! Selling and buying gear. Drool, and how it relates to the new MacBook Airs. Lion. Rarr. Ya face. Balls. And a pig orgasm.

flop ya mac out 93: inside-out forwards

Dan — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 10:01:40 +0000

From hookers to doughnuts to cocaine, ‘flop ya mac out’ covers it all. iOS 5 and Lion even get a look in! As does iCloud and some cool future tech. (Which we can look back on and laugh at, come 2041.)

flop ya mac out 92: just had sex

Dan — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 10:08:57 +0000

Dress to the sixty-nines and join a Thai-flavoured Dan and Jase as they lament iPhone 5 rumours, rejoice about iPad number 2’s, and peek inside the kimono of the next big cat: Lion.

flop ya mac out 91: feeling yuppish

Dan — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 08:13:09 +0000

With the world in turmoil, it’s important to remember what’s important to remember: iPad’s. iPad number twos, to be exact. And the next iPhone. Both of which are scrutinised, dissected, then shoddily reassembled right before your eyes in this – episode hash ninety one.

flop ya mac out 90: plums

Dan — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 01:08:51 +0000

Dan and Jase have serious talk about hairy nasties found up the skirt of the Mac App store, as well as knobs, honeycomb and sweet, sweet induction.

flop ya mac out 89: spring-loaded

Dan — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 09:04:50 +0000

Recorded at The Bathroom: Discussion about personal focus and mindfulness does not mean this FYMO is void of a good smattering of dick jokes – you get that PLUS Apple talk – delivered into your ears for your (and our) enjoyment.

flop ya mac out 88: little doodad

Dan — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 20:30:11 +0000

Dan and Jason ogle the new MacBook Airs. Jason drinks Dan’s water. Dan gets gushy over the Silver Fox. And Gesture issues. Mission Control! So many jokes, so little time. Join us!

flop ya mac out 87: shoe-box

Dan — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 21:19:57 +0000

Will AirPlay be a game changer in the living-room? Does iOS 4.2 hold the key? Daniel sings the praises of Chrome. And Jason’s iPad makes no noise. NO NOISE.

flop ya mac out 86: let Steve inside

Dan — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 08:28:35 +0000

New iPods, Apple TV, the current state of streaming movies versus hiring physical DVD’s, iOS 4.1 and 4.2, Google’s Gmail Priority Inbox – all topped off with a pretty in-house aurora borealis.

flop ya mac out 85: antennagreat

Dan — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 08:01:35 +0000

Apple good, Apple bad, Apple fudge. Dan drops an anti-Apple-bomb on Jason’s ass. And together, they brave the elements and nasty infections to bring you a bushy winter FYMO.

flop ya mac out 84: barring up

Dan — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 14:08:59 +0000

Welcome to the church of flop ya mac out, where all Apple geeks are seen as equal under the eyes of Steve. In this pixel perfect show, Dan and Jase poke fun at their Mac god and his antenna issues, and speak about the viagra fix coming your way, as well as much much more.

flop ya mac out 83: let the fly come to you

Dan — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 12:18:50 +0000

iPhone 4 delivers some tasty surprises, despite prior leakage. And how is your iPad usage faring, a few weeks in? Dan and Jase share their experiences, then talk about changing ones tech habits to benefit productivity and your life. Namaste.

flop ya mac out 82: filling the void

Dan — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 07:41:54 +0000

Dan and Jase take a step back in history to the year 2000, then forward to the future with what the iPad may be for our society in the years to come. A super-sized iPad show.

flop ya mac out 81: that’s good shit

Dan — Sat, 22 May 2010 07:01:27 +0000

Join Daniel and Jason outside, as Jason considers the least hairy of the cow pats in the field. Daniel names his first child, and Jason’s iPhone develops a plumbers.

flop ya mac out 80: tea ta taa

Dan — Sat, 01 May 2010 13:05:16 +0000

iPhones lost, discovered and bought. Software created, tested and updated. iPads, iPads, iPads. And Claire Danes.

flop ya mac out 79: egg helmet

Dan — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 00:27:46 +0000

The pre-iPad episode where analysts analysis is analysed, Teddy goes OS for iPads, Office 2011 gets a verbal bashing, and Daniel eats an egg helmet.

flop ya mac out 78: patent, patent

Dan — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 23:07:49 +0000

In this episode of ‘flop ya mac out’, planets are discovered and discussed, ATM scams are explored and explained, and somewhere in between we get ‘round to Mac’s and Jony Ive’s hair’n’stuff.

flop ya mac out 77: peter paul and koch

Dan — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:23:05 +0000

Respect the Koch. It may be angry on the outside, but on the inside, all it wants is a little lovin’. Dan and Jase farewell Flash. And will Apple users give iPhone the finger?

flop ya mac out 76: where does it fit?

Dan — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 03:36:13 +0000

Dans gets up to some mischief on the Internets forums – again! Jason puts out a call for technology in the toilet. And the boys share their mixed feelings on the TomTom car kit for iPhone.

flop ya mac out 75: FLIPin’ fun

Dan — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 07:47:48 +0000

Everyday concerns of health and well-being are tossed aside to make way for in-depth discussion on the iPad, and what it means for menstruating geeks around the world, dying to get one down their trousers.

flop ya mac out 74: softbox

Dan — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:50:33 +0000

Two snakes, one bed, a camera, two laptops and a bonsai – whaddaya get? A lot of cake eating and serious discussion about Apple products. Welcome to Flop Ya Mac Out – now available in 3D!

The calm PDF before the stormy MP4

Dan — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 13:43:32 +0000

A new year is upon us
Perhaps a tablet, too.
But trumping all these Applely things
Is something just for you.
Take heed of your pod-catcher
Widen up your tubes.
A fat surprise shall come your way
Via iTunes, very soon…

flop ya mac out 73: cookie killer

Dan — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 02:45:31 +0000

Nine months after the immaculate conception of Jesus Christ, many moons ago, Daniel prays for a miracle of his own, as his iPhone lies comatose in its dock. And Jason gets hungry for revenge as he finds out about Google’s cookie.

flop ya mac out 72: who’s hungry?!

Dan — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:28:26 +0000

Daniel reveals his vintage hard-rubbish collection. Jason laments the day Google starts indexing speech in video, and Daniel gives explanations for things he knows next to nothing about.

flop ya mac out 71: too big!

Dan — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:00:57 +0000

Jason meets Doctor Wave! Jailbreaking and iPhone hacking gets a thorough workout, and the future of the Apple mouse is hashed out and passed around the circle of Mac-fan-daddy’s.

flop ya mac out 70: squatter

Dan — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:41:47 +0000

Microsoft is at it again. And by ‘at it’, we don’t mean sexual intercourse. No. We pretty much just mean ‘copying others’ and ‘screwing up’. But perhaps that’s what ‘does it’ for them. You know what doesn’t do it for Dan and Jase? Squatters!

flop ya mac out 69: time check

Dan — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:35:19 +0000

The Apple lovers go deep into the new designs of the new iMac and Magic Mouse, then relax with some smooth Microsoft scoffing. Join us for our 69th episode and flop ya mac out!

flop ya mac out 68: backup boyfriend

Dan — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 07:37:09 +0000

With Jason out working and Daniel down with a cold, Thomas comes to the rescue with some smooth German sound words of advice for Mac lovers. And why has Steve held back the Apple tablet for the past six years? This weeks AppleSkit reveals all!

flop ya mac out 67: byo tissues

Dan — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 07:09:12 +0000

Dan and Jason poo on Microsoft’s Windows launch party, despite Jason being under the weather. Actually, when Jason is sick he tends to do some reaaally crazy things. Outrageous things! Look, I can’t say too much… Just, wow. And ouch..

flop ya mac out 66: tub of yoghurt

Dan — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:17:17 +0000

Jason shares his personal bedroom successes. Daniel shares an a Cappella performance. Together they share their love of Macs and their distaste for heavily Photoshopped portraits.

flop ya mac out 65: homage to telstra

Dan — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 12:00:18 +0000

Jason unleashes the fury on to Australia’s national telco, contrasting a soothing and affectionate review of Snow Leopard. Daniel gets little love from Logic Studio, and things get a little heated over the issue of Cover Flow – just a pretty interface?

flop ya mac out 64: flaccid and free

Dan — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:44:55 +0000

Daniel and Jason search for the most pleasurable iPhone app. They also try to answer the eternal Mac question – is MobileMe worth it?

flop ya mac out 63: an apple a day…

Dan — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:30:44 +0000

With Jason in Cannes and Thomas elsewhere in Europe, Daniel scouted the globe to find another co-host. He came across Zac, who was lost and looking to get home to Sydney. Daniel gave him a lift there on the fymo train of love.

flop ya mac out 62: da future

Dan — Wed, 27 May 2009 04:04:45 +0000

Dan and Jase shift their gazes from the large ladies to the large crystal ball; what is next for Apple? And how will they achieve it? Plus, suggest a location for Dan and Jase to record flop ya mac out from!

flop ya mac out 61: twitterbug

Dan — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 12:33:00 +0000

Apple and Microsoft advertisements go head to head – with a few blows below the belt? Dan and Jase push the boundaries of the tech genre, with a few tips to spice up any couples or singles life; Bump up your love life!

flop ya mac out 60: mr snakey

Dan — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 06:20:33 +0000

Dan and Jase discover that turning the safe-search function off in Google Images reveals a whole new world other than sunshine, such as lollypops! fymo turns 60, so bust out (of) the cake, put in your false teeth and chow down on some Apple goss.

flop ya mac out 59: iPhone OS 3.0 – i’m lovin’ it™

Dan — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 06:11:21 +0000

This weeks fymo was recorded live, from one of the premiere fine dining restaurants Australia has to Mc-offer. And for entrée, main course and dessert? A little GSM derka-derka drizzled over the morning glory of iPhone OS 3.0.

flop ya mac out 58: fart-cast

Dan — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 03:38:08 +0000

Jason is back in the house and so is Mr Toilet Humour. In full force. In the pants. And he mayyy have let one go through to the keeper. Intelligent comment on Apple products interspersed throughout.

flop ya mac out 57: drug-induced chicken

Dan — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:46:48 +0000

When Daniel is on drugs, you can rest assured they have been prescribed to him. By a doctor. And no, not a 'Love Doctor'. Thomas Landgraf steps into Jason's co-hosting shoes once again, then tosses back his hair for a Saturday night of floppy Mac fun.

flop ya mac out 56: breast-fed boys

Dan — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 09:17:26 +0000

“fymo episode 56? Classless, crass, unclever, with copious amounts of unnecessary swearing…Like being a fly-on-the-monkey-bars in a playground, listening to two little boys giggle about breasts and intercourse.” – Yo Mama, of Breakfast with Yo Mama .com

flop ya mac out 55: phil’s alright

Dan — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:49:27 +0000

Dan and Jase discuss the Macworld 2009 Keynote Address with a fine-toothed comb, typically reserved for only the most nit-infested heads of hair.

flop ya mac out 54: mourning macworld

Dan — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 06:29:22 +0000

fymo 54 – Just in time for Christmas 2009! Big news this episode, Steve Jobs abandons his loyal followers. And the colour pink. Warning: Contains simulated violence against monkeys.

flop ya mac out 53: speaking of segues..

Dan — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 00:38:42 +0000

Save the Aussie Internets! Or AOL might seem like a viable option. And while you're at it good sir or madam, how about getting us some more DRM free music on iTunes? If we all push hard enough, we can get these things out of the dream pipe and into our hands.

flop ya mac out 52: the fourth finger

Dan — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:13:24 +0000

It’s all about the Google, the track-pads and the Yang.

flop ya mac out 51: edit it… there

Dan — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:25:32 +0000

The Yo-yo may enjoy yet another comeback in the year 2009. This time, to save the planet. Adobe cops a website full. And you better watch out; your iPhone may be keeping tabs on you. So be good, for heavens sake.

flop ya mac out 50: over the hill

Dan — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 10:57:23 +0000

flop ya mac out out turns half a century and goes truly international, with special guest Thomas Landgraf in attendance from Germany. Apple’s latest and potentially greatest (let downs) are analysed with one of those fine toothed combs used to find nits. No nits found in hair, just egg on face.

flop ya mac out 49: pre-loved bed

Dan — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:54:25 +0000

The world has not ended, and neither has flop ya mac out. Everyone loves the Genius, a yawn and a big hug from Microsoft. And do not mind the echo. Or the hum. Or the mis-pronounciation of captial cities. We are having them looked at.

flop ya mac out 48: in living colour

Dan — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:33:48 +0000

There were two in the bed and the sock puppet said.. This week, flop ya mac out tackles the art of cinema. And cross dressing. Maybe.

flop ya mac out: pre-release

Dan — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:16:41 +0000

A short message for fymo podcast subscribers about our up and coming show.

flop ya mac out 47: air pants

Dan — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:36:47 +0000

This episode is bought to you by the number 47. In this show – full of innuendo and Apple goodness – Jason whips it out of his pants with cunning skill and showmanship to the genuine surprise of Dan.

flop ya mac out 46: the sound of coverflow

Dan — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:27:00 +0000

Barry the Monkey has a new job – working for Apple Inc. in the iPhone App Store division. eBay antics leave a sour taste in the mouth of Jason. And ole Jobsy is up to his old tricks again, this time giving motivational speeches to the MobileMe Team.

flop ya mac out 45: custom frisk

Dan — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:01:07 +0000

An uncustomary search of your iPod to become an airport standard? Mobile phone carrier Three, invites itself to the Aussie iPhone party. And Dan and Jase gear up to be disappointed by the rumoured laptop and iPod refresh, later this year.

flop ya mac out 44: by the campfire

Dan — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:20:41 +0000

Arnold Kim of Macrumors no longer servicing kidneys. First spyware for the iPhone in the wild? Do not bother asking Daniel! Gripes about firmware 2.0, and is the Mac-tastic life of Jason about to become a little more jerky?

flop ya mac out 43: the price of air

Dan — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:05:29 +0000

The guys get themselves some 2.0 action – in the iPhone department. Jason continues to craft his master travel plan, and Daniel learns how to Precipitate.

flop ya mac out 42: awestrayleeare

Dan — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:50:24 +0000

Bubble Bobble, Canasta and turkeys are all things that do not get discussed in this special pre-iPhone 3G episode. Some MobileMe is thrown in for texture along with some Microsoft to sour the dish and a sprinkle of Telstra bashing is added to taste.

flop ya mac out 41: bob along

Dan — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 04:21:24 +0000

Dan and Jase dive into the jungle of iPhone 3G plans released thus far. And is Apple getting physical for the corporate world? Bob gets epic with his feature film explaining iPhone 2.0 Software and Telstra scores an elephant stamp from Jason.

flop ya mac out 40: delete your nibbles

Dan — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:14:57 +0000

Who would win a wrestling match between Steve Balmer and Steve Wozniak? Jason whispers sweet nothings about saving space. iPhone 3G release looms closer and eBay comes under scrutiny by the ACCC.

flop ya mac out 39: ustreamin at me?

Dan — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:10:40 +0000

Apple opens a flagship store in Sydney, Australia, but will the Genius Bar deliver the goods – with ice? Dan and Jase try a sprout-core sandwich, and Adobe does the iPhone Flash-dance.

flop ya mac out 38: post-wwdc banana milkshake

Dan — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 09:14:31 +0000

Daniel and Jason give some deep thought massage to WWDC 2008. Will John West reject the iPhone 3G? If he mistook it for some salmon, that is… And Steve Jobs gets lyrical and dishes up something tasty for flop ya mac out listeners only…

flop ya mac out 37: pre-wwdc bananas

Dan — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:10:43 +0000

Recorded on Sunday, Dan and Jase put their all their WWDC thoughts and predictions into the one basket to give away as a free hamper to the homeless. Apart from the biscuit break, it’s all hands on deck for the last fymo before a 3G iPhone is announced!…

flop ya mac out: interlude

Dan — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:08:49 +0000

So we’ve been unable to audibly copulate to produce a flop ya mac out podcast this week, so until next week, we leave you with the following message…

flop ya mac out 36: nuts on face

Dan — Tue, 20 May 2008 22:23:42 +0000

Daniel gets a shock reading an old fashioned news paper. John Mayer gets in on the crash report action. Once again, an Apple product has evil spore laid a top of its screen to plug another product. And the boys compare email with carrier pigeons.

flop ya mac out 35: warm!

Dan — Wed, 14 May 2008 09:16:14 +0000

Channel 9 – laugh out loud. Another f.y.m.o. iPhone patent is divulged, on this Australian, yet international podcast. And Daniel reveals a raunchy time had with a Government funded television network.

flop ya mac out 34: dizzy stuff

Dan — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:48:20 +0000

This episode begins with some experimental art from Daniel. They then try and decide what sea-food dish they should consume at the Sydney Apple Store opening. And this little Jason went twitter twitter Twinkle, all the way home.

flop ya mac out 33: hairy paris

Dan — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:22:29 +0000

Popcorn from eBay! Would you like some MS fonts to screw up your system with that? Jason gives a discourse on the Leopard Guest Account. iPhone rumours get a pounding, and who is in the male sack this week? Find twinkle for the iPhone at gogoapps.com

flop ya mac out 32: varginia art

Dan — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:16:03 +0000

Wow – pubic hair, balloon rides… It is just like an 18th party birthday, but without the cake. Why not join us! Unzip your pantaloons, get your wasteful bottle of water, and let us guide you through the flopping out of your mac, to achieve an inner calm.

flop ya mac out 31: buffed to the max

Dan — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 06:40:40 +0000

3G iPhone in Australia! – so very soon.. Dan & Jase discuss its design in minute detail. Like, super minute detail. For long time. Ages. Ever. Have not stopped, actually. Then the same about Firefox. And is an anus an orifice? Jason begs to differ.

flop ya mac out 30: one terraiffic byte

Dan — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:45:59 +0000

Hard drives, formatting, fonts: These words and more, comprise this weeks flop ya mac out. Sounds pretty innocent, hey?

flop ya mac out 29: in-joke

Dan — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:50:22 +0000

The latest offerings from Firefox and Safari. Time machine happyness! The status of the iPhone and Apple stores coming to Australia. Those pesky Facebook users, and No Harvey Norman, No!

flop ya mac out 28: conversations with steve

Dan — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:00:17 +0000

Sorry for the unexpected delay in this weeks fymo! Jason went to the toilet and the next thing you know, he’s a mummy! This ep, SDK good times and insight into the grand papa of Apple, Stevo. Oh, and if you were curious, it’s a boy.

flop ya mac out 27: the forum of life

Dan — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:02:11 +0000

All things Apple: Cow pats. Plasma screens. Climate change. Blu-Ray. Life. All things iPhone: Jovial anecdotes. Barramundi Jason. Jerkiness. Bias. All things gay: Angry forum members! Crawling through gay bars. Sweaty palms.

flop ya mac out 26: never nailed

Dan — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:05:35 +0000

Jason wants to be the biggest loser when the next rev of the mac-chook comes out. DVD Jon makes an appearance, and Daniel finishes with an important community service announcement.

flop ya mac out 25: mr plugs

Dan — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:18:40 +0000

Jason jumps the gun and gets hard over Blu-Ray and goes anal with internet security. Daniel uses the word penetration in a professional mannor without realising, and George so Hotz right now.

flop ya mac out 24: angry

Dan — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:27:37 +0000

Ken the work experience dude takes part in fymo 24 as Jason and Dan let google do the reading. And they take a stab at the Micropoo. Totally gay.

flop ya mac out 23: the nate-ture of 113

Dan — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:09:28 +0000

Our mate Nate – 1.1.3 ahoy – what jail breakers need to know before they take the plunge, and other tid-bits from around the Apple tree.

flop ya mac out 22: boom time

Dan — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:40:43 +0000

Jason feels the power and gets down on fat lappies. Daniel gives a lecture on the physics of car remotes and computer chips. Will Jason get a banana smoothy? All this, and potentially more.

flop ya mac out 21: live at macworld 2008 keynote

Dan — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:43:34 +0000

Join Daniel and Jason as a fly on the wall as they experience the umm, experience of a life-time – that is, the Macworld 2008 keynote! (Don’t worry, they’ll be back in the studio next week as per usual. Seriously. Would I lie to you baby?)

flop ya mac out 20: pre-macworld 2008 special

Dan — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:34:38 +0000

Like two little kids on the eve of Christmas, Dan and Jase chew the extra bits of fat that have come to light since episode 19, before the big Macworld 2008 keynote. Complete with “Air”. (You don’t have to listen hard to hear it!)

flop ya mac out 19: nice jungs

Dan — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:06:13 +0000

Would ya check out the Jung’ s on that! Bad American accents are a plenty this episode, as is your usual feed of toilet humor and obvious sexual innuendo. Hold the anchovies.

flop ya mac out 18: when i think about you, i multi-touch myself

Dan — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 03:13:27 +0000

The boys lube up for their 18th podcast! Doctor Dan to the iBook rescue! Dan gets off on hard drives and Jason explains this should only result in one tea-spoon of mayonnaise. And Jason shuts down an iPhone know-it-all. Boom.

flop ya mac out 17: going down with a bang

Dan — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 04:20:23 +0000

Bees, amputees, and mouldy cheese. Flies losing their virginity. Fake Steve Jobs fakes it once more – the boys don’t get no satisfaction. Jason wants in the circle! And what does Dan get for Christmas, stock-ing-wise?

flop ya mac out 16: hump that mouse

Dan — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:58:58 +0000

Confessions of a Jason – Jason reveals that he’d rather bone Steve than Ives. Dan emits bad vibes, among other things. And they both dump on Vista. Then make funny sound effects. Happy Christmas!

flop ya mac out 15: take two!

Dan — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 07:29:40 +0000

Take two: the re-record. Daniel’s new/old boyfriend. No squeal. No rumble. Just the smooth tones of Daniel Jackson and Jason Deacon. We also give social etiquette a go, too. Yeah, good thanks!

flop ya mac out 14: the phantom squealer

Dan — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:37:01 +0000

Dysfunctional elections come good. Acquaintances get touchy with the Kindle. Expensive unlocked iPhones for all (Germans). Fake Steve pulling a Bono for a boost? And Santa – no more ho’s in Australia.

flop ya mac out 13: ba-doom chshh

Dan — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:48:12 +0000

Daniel and Jason give the new Amazon Kindle a thorough going over, along with the Queen. Stephen Hawking pays the boys a visit, and this narration changes to the first person. We say the word dick too many times. Or do we!!…?

flop ya mac out 12: up-the-date

Dan — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 03:58:51 +0000

fymo friends gather ’round! Up the dates galore – what has been, and what should be. Optical drive or no optical drive? Does Steve slap or grab? More questions are asked than answered as per usual in this futuristic episode.

flop ya mac out 11: backing out a winner

Dan — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:05:54 +0000

And they’re off! Google backs out another winner. Boom! iTunes radio in your pants? Dev teams – to donate or not to donate? What amount is right? And for music? Does Leo Laporte have a feminine alias? And Steve – black underpants?

flop ya mac out 10: leopard ahoy

Dan — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 21:43:02 +0000

Daniel and Jason go in deep (in the kiddies wading pool) into Apple’s latest operating system. Best you pack a day pack before beginning the journey. And not forgetting the best thing yet for the iPhone!

flop ya mac out 09: camel toe virginiser

Dan — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 18:08:26 +0000

Dan and Jase get up close and personal with the super sexy and slim iPod touch-me-baby. Virgins are all the rage again. New insight gained into Apple’s latest iPhone television ads. And Dan and Jase speculate about the FUTURE… FUture… future…

flop ya mac out 08: the gurgler

Dan — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 16:35:38 +0000

Outa jail! New iPhone iNdependance. Jason’s mum wants to hang with the iPhone posse. 3G on a chip! 99 percent fat free. 100 percent awesome. Plus Apple sucking shite and other water gurgling hijynx.

flop ya mac out 07: the nipplecast

Dan — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:54:30 +0000

Apart from the iPhone, all other bodily functions are discussed. Homeless Europeans hungry for iPhonage, put in the spotlight. And jail bait – lusting for 1.1.1.

flop ya mac out 06: iPhone wars

jason — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:24:55 +0000

Dan does Scotty, then Scotty does Dan. Goodbye Cingular! Jason’s iWoes and iTriumphs. Dan finds a new best friend at work; all whilst building a time machine and bagging the Zune.

flop ya mac out 05: gay time

jason — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:53:28 +0000

3G iPhone in Australia, rumor or fact? Will Apple pull a moses on the iPhone community? Daniel also discusses his new package and Jason tells of his iPhone faux pas. Oh, and something about Gateway.

flop ya mac out 04: the scott bourne

jason — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:49:46 +0000

The pithiest show yet! Complete with our salute to the UK and their non-mum-event. Jason gets deep about the iPhone. Even a little bitchy. Then sad. Then happy. Suggest a segment! And will Daniel take the plunge?…

flop ya mac out 03: lick to unlock

jason — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:07:41 +0000

Can Jason unlock the iPhone with his tongue, among his other appendages? Is Daniel related to ladies man Steve Jobs? And does Steve rehearse his man hugs? This and more are answered in flop ya mac out podcast number 3.

flop ya mac out 02: keeping it clean

jason — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 23:14:07 +0000

It’s time for podcast number two’s! iPhone iPhone iPhone soap iPhone iPhone. We discuss the iPhone and the many uses of soap. Daniel doesn’t quite get it up, but Jason comes through with the goods again.

flop ya mac out 01: full moon

jason — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 14:54:27 +0000

It’s here! Surprise! The intro is finished, and Jason and I have recorded the first episode! We cover the iPhone, Leopard, ya mum, iLife ’08 and software that makes Jason hard.