flop ya mac out

Come Christmas of 2013, we may be delving into our Santa sacs and pulling out an entirely new (and completely revolutionary) toy from Apple Inc.

Rumours of a device (being dub-stepped the iWatch) are coming out thick and fast, just like father’s creamy sauce he used to make for our roast dinners, each Sunday night. Mmm!

Macrumors posted details of a newly-submitted Apple patent in their article, New Apple ‘iWatch’ Patent Application Reveals Slap Bracelet with Wraparound Touch-Sensitive Display. What a freakin’ long title; and that’s after being edited down by Perry White.

Do you remember those slap-bands from the 90′s? For some they were a gateway tool into S&M. For others, they were a gateway tool into S&M.

Within the bowels of this Macrumors article, the forumistas start picking apart the functionality of this potential product. And two Internet web pages into this vibrant discussion, post #44 (made by forum doyen, wrkactjob) simultaneously delivers some practical solutions to how this iWatch could be worn, as well as the sublime Mother Lode of the entire thread:

“Click to “”enlarge”".”

And wrkactjob, Steve bless.

We run a sober ship, here at flop ya mac out.

If anyone is seen with a whoopie cushion or a snag (sausage) in their pants, pretending to have a large (possibly erect and greasy) penis, they’re dealt with in a full-serious manner.

There’s no room for error when sailing these treacherous, digital waters, and we won’t suffer fools and their “poo jokes” lightly.

No.

We will hoist them up the main sail to the crow’s nest and put them on show for all to see that pass us by!

Click to enlarge. Yeaaahhhh!

Many thanks to the Photoshopalicious Kyle Pasalskyj for creating this master-batory-piece; something positive to inspire our children’s children children. Children of the Future.

We feel that geek boner too, Jony. We feel it too.

(via @mactalk)

When one thing leads to another…

Is normal porn getting you fat? Change your diet! Find out how, as Barry Buckfist shows you some “real melons” in this mostly SFW screencast. On a Mac – no less.

It was with much annoyance that Dan and I found out that some crafty, iPhone-flogging eBayer in Australia has been hot-linking to our images here at Flop Ya Mac Out, in a bid to brighten up his eBay page.

Sure, we may glean the odd photo here and there off Google Images ourselves, but we feel there is a distinction between doing this, and free-loading on someone’s bandwidth for profit, without asking.

We meditated over this for a while, and then formulated the perfect plan.

Amidst fits of giggling, we sourced some suitably appropriate ‘equivalent images,’ (we decided against hardcore porn after much debate), uploaded them to our server, and then let them fly.

Better still, once eBay pages are submitted, the code can’t be changed! We hope they’ll sway perspective buyers even more so now than before, but see what you think.

Results follow:

Brings new meaning to Virgin Mobile, no? A cheeky lesson learnt, but one he’ll never forget.

And of course, what would Christmas/happy holidays be, let alone a totally new year, without a wonderful wish of happy everything from both of us – Dan & Jason – at flop ya mac out.

We hope you have sexy times, and wish you all the best for 2008! Happy listening! And buy ya self somethin’ pretty.

Just a note to let ya know that fymo 12 will be recorded this Friday, rather than tonight. Jason is fronting up to his best mates sisters life drawing exhibition tonight, and well, ya know what he’s like about porn and the like. If it’s free, even better. We’ll talk soon!